My group of super awesome friends and the very funny husband man wrote a set of articles for a personalized newspaper for our friend and I, as both of us celebrate birthdays around the same time. The below article is one from the said newspaper. To say it is rib tickling is an understatement. Thanks to everyone involved in doing this and making my birthday super special.Needless to say , this is a work of fiction and only meant to evoke laughter.

Famous mythology writer, Nivi Kumar, is ready with her next masterpiece “Palace in Flames”. Nivi, an avid blogger by hobby and technologist by profession, rose to fame with her blog featured in the book “The Eleven”. “Palace in Flames” is a thrilling script bringing a whole new perspective on Ramayan.

For this magnum opus it is rumoured that Nivi first approached Ulaganayagan, Kamal Haasan, to act in the lead role as King Rama. Kamal, who originally loved the script, backed out later citing personal reasons. Rumours are that his obsession to to act with two heroines even in the lead role as Rama caused a fallout between him and Nivi.Friends of chitti times applauded the writer’s choice to preserve authenticity over glamour, her trademark in capturing knowledgeable chennai crowd. Kamal currently honouring his #Haun contract with Pooja Kumar was unavailable for comments.

Rumours are that his obsession to to act with two heroines even in the lead role as Rama caused a fallout between him and Nivi.

As news about this row travelled far and wide (specifically to the northwest), Bollywood hunk, Hrithik Roshan, was intrigued and arranged a meeting with Nivi.“When I first saw her narrating the story, I fell head over heals for her and immediately went home and divorced my wife Susan. Ever since I have been waiting for someone to write rumors linking me and her.”, sighs Hrithik.

He supposedly convinced Nivi with his suave looks and rock chiseled body that she would be ideal for the part of heroine. “She is the best actress i have ever seen, I even referred her to Uday Baba for coaching classes” commented Hrithik. He has supposedly roped in Epics Specialist, Ashutosh Gowariker, to direct this movie. However, Ashutosh is still busy editing his previous film Jodha Akbar (which Hrithik is confident will be released before shahid afridi turns 17).

Rumored cast members for Palace in Flames include Vikram for Ravana (He has prior experience’amam) and Rakhi Sawant for sidekick demon. Rakhi claims this is a totally different role from what she has done before and Chitti Times had no counter for it since she hadn’t done any character role before.

He has supposedly roped in Epics Specialist, Ashutosh Gowariker, to direct this movie. However, Ashutosh is still busy editing his previous film Jodha Akbar (which Hrithik is confident will be released before shahid afridi turns 17).

Finally when behindthewoods caught up with “Ezuthu Arasi” Nivi she simply dismissed these rumors “What Rubbish, I wrote this story only for Superstar, and Thalaivar has finished this movie in jujubi* amount of time. The post processing and graphics work are now going on full swing and is being done by multimedia king from Tollywood, Sunil Seepuri”.However she declined to comment on rumors of a possible breakup with her “true lover” a distinguished Hindi “Madhyama pass” pundit as he was upset that he wasn’t offered the lead role

~ By GossipGirl & Srihari Sridharan for BehindTheWoods

*Jujubi ‐ Unit of time in Thalaivar land ~ 1ps in human land